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[ Dec, 28 13:03pm] This is where I do all of my writing: http://abotter12.blogspot.com/ I cannot keep up both of these. I would end up going on welfare if so. I am trying to get more exposure to my actual 'journal' so if you tell your friends, I'll give you oral sex. I just realized that people will actually take that statement seriously. And they should. what smells?

[ Dec, 02 14:50pm] [ mood | scared ] I just got back from the Great Value Center in the middle of downtown Vallejo in order to get a shirt for work. I have never been that terrified in my life. That was beyond ghetto. It has a new classification. Even people from the ghetto were probably scared. I think I saw 3 stabbings, 2 robberies and 1 grand theft auto in the time it took me to drive there. And all because I didn't want to pay over two dollars for a shirt. But I met a boy there and his name was Ty and I asked him where the ties were. No not because I'm a tranny crossdresser, but I need a tie for a banquet catering outfit for this job I picked up on the side. Then Ty personally came to ring me up and let me cut in line and we talked about ties. I might go back and visit him and see if he wants to be my boo. He was telling me how this new lady they hired named Susie 2 never knows what the difference between long sleeved and short sleeved shirts are, so he wants to see her fired but he feels bad because she has a drug problem. After that conversation, I decided maybe I should pay $10 bucks for a black tie and shirt instead of $3.19 because I basically almost got shanked trying to get my shit. And I wanted to write about something else but I forgot. I have my final EMT exam tomorrow before we go into our final testing and I want to do well so I can make all the people I hate in class (which is about everyone) feel stupid because they are all hormonal teenagers looking to have a sex romp in the back of an ambulance and I ain't havin it. what smells?

Family Quote of the Day [ Nov, 28 14:44pm] [ mood | bored ] [ music | Brad Doggett - Take a Bow ] My dad is obsessed with that nasty ass grapefruit soda, Squirt, and apparently someone drank it. Dad: Who drank my Squirt! Allison: I drank Dad's Squirt! I found the undertone of that conversation highly disburbing/incestual. 4 woos | what smells?

[ Nov, 27 17:55pm] I think I'm going to start updating this again because my blog doesn't let me access communities. 1 woos | what smells?

[ Jun, 28 22:02pm] hey sorry i never update anymore, im busy doing nothing and working/getting threesome offers from my new job. probably i will update this week about that. 1 woos | what smells?

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